Blogging for Fun and Profit

Let’s see if the Simpleology guys can help me out with blogging. They’re offering this free course on Blogging for Fun and Profit if you paste this into your blog:

I’m evaluating a multi-media course on blogging from the folks at Simpleology. For a while, they’re letting you snag it for free if you post about it on your blog.

It covers:

  • The best blogging techniques.
  • How to get traffic to your blog.
  • How to turn your blog into money.

I’ll let you know what I think once I’ve had a chance to check it out. Meanwhile, go grab yours while it’s still free.

OK, now I’ve done that, so I’ll go and tell them and wait for the goodies to arrive.

Simpleology is very systematic. I’ll be interested to see how they see blogging, which is kinda loosy-goosy up here the way I do it.

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Depositing checks via the Internet

Our bank, USAA, has a new service that lets you deposit checks with your scanner. Since our new printer has a scanner, I decided to try it out.

It requires Mac OS 10.4 on Macs, which we don’t yet have, so I fired up Anna’s Dell laptop. There goes an hour of time I’ll never get back. Frickin’ Windows.

Anyway, once the networking/update/virus scanner/firewall issues are all worked out the system works pretty well. I cut off the MICR codes on the front of the check on my first scan, but the second try worked fine.

One small issue: you can’t deposit more than the amount that USAA will let you withdraw in a single day. Since we have a large check for a student loan, we’ll (that is Anna will) need to manually deposit this particular check. I don’t think huge checks will become a regular thing, but if they do, that’s a problem I will be very glad to have.

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HP OfficeJet 5610 mini-review

I love HP inkjet printers. They last forever.

Anyway, when we decided we wanted a copier and a fax machine, we started looking at HP devices. Then a special back-to-school offer came up for the OfficeJet 5610 and we decided to try it. I just finished installing it on our Mac.

It has an automatic document feeder, for scans/faxes/copies. There’s a flatbed scanner. It has a nice control panel which lets you make faxes and copies without the computer.

The scanning system is especially impressive. Load your original into the ADF or put it on the glass and hit the Scan button. The display asks you what format you want the scan to be in (TIFF, Jpeg, PDF, OCR (!!!) ) and where you want to send it (a long list of things including email clients and iPhoto). Use the arrow keys to select what you want and hit OK.

Now the printer signals the computer that a scan is about to show up, so the computer launches the scan software, which runs the scan and then routes the output appropriately.

It fits beautifully on top of our filing cabinet — actually better than the wider-but-lower DeskJet 5550 it’s replacing.

And all this for less than $100. With free shipping. That’s progress for you.

I have no idea how long it will last (it feels a bit flimsy), and it’s no speed demon. We’ll see how we get along with it over time.

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Good news and bad news

Time for some catching up.

The good news:

  • Our last tax return showed NMSU that I need lots more financial aid.
  • NMSU gave me lots more financial aid, including work study money.
  • I now qualify as a New Mexico resident, so I can take more than six credit hours and still pay in-state tuition. I’m signed up for 16 credit hours this term.
  • The NMSU Engineering department desperately needs a computer networking guy, and here’s this student with 20 years of experience who’s eligible for hire since he’s now a full-time student with work study money.
  • They hired me.
  • My fabulous wife Anna continues to build her life coaching and editing businesses. She now has repeat customers and books on the shelveswith her name in them.
  • Honeywell bought my textbooks this year.

The bad news:

It could be a whole lot worse. For me and Anna, but perhaps not for Charis. She loves cats.

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Honeywell likes me

This morning I had an email from the engineering college that Honeywell has awarded me a scholarship! It will more than pay for textbooks (a surprisingly large expense) and supplies for this year. Thanks, Honeywell!

Here’s the essay I wrote for the scholarship application.

I am a freshman in the Aeronautical Engineering program at NMSU.

Enrolling in college was a scary decision. Twenty years ago I failed to graduate from college, and for twenty years I told myself that I hated school. I have been out of work since July 2005 and money is a concern.

I couldn’t seem to muster the energy to find another computer job. When I began having nightmares about going back to work putting together more computer networks, I realized that I needed to do something different. With the support of my wife Anna I sat down to figure out what it was.

It turned out that I want to build rocket ships. I’ve been fascinated with space travel since before I can remember. In September 1991 I traveled to Las Cruces to watch the DC-X fly from White Sands, and as I stepped into the return bus I heard a voice in my head say, “You’re doing the wrong thing”. I shook it off and went back home to Oregon.

Thinking back to that incident today, I realize that not only was the voice telling me that I was in the wrong job, but that I should never have turned my back on that little rocket ship and the gleaming desert it flew above.

But at the end of 2005 all I knew was that I needed to live somewhere with a space industry. We did some research and visited a few places and Las Cruces felt like home, so we moved here and I began looking for work while we waited for the spaceport to come on line. The decision to join the space industry stopped the nightmares about computer work.

Then I discovered NMSU’s new Aeronautical Engineering program on the nmsu.edu website. The voice spoke up again and said “I want to do THAT!” It was my voice, of course. And it was right – I do want to be an aeronautical engineer. Two weeks later I walked back in to the classroom. It was scary, but it was the right thing to do. Now I’m ready for school. I want what it offers.

And I can do this. I have a natural aptitude with machines and grew up building all sorts of devices. I still have all of my Lego. I worked in technical support for many years and gain great satisfaction from solving problems for users. I have a keen appreciation for good user interfaces and elegant design and will work on a design until it feels “right” and there’s nothing left to remove.

My friends and family have always told me I’d be a good engineer. I look forward to learning the skills to enable me to contribute to building a spacefaring civilization.

My resume and other information is available on my web site at http://www.gdunge.com. You can reach me via email at dougw@spamcop.net.

Thanks for reading, and thank you for this opportunity.

I was pleased with it. I guess Honeywell liked it too.

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Upgrade Complete

(The title of this post kept echoing around in my head. Slowly I realized it was being said in a particular female voice. Eventually I tracked it down to the Terran Advisor in Starcraft. I am a huge nerd.)

The web guy fixed PHP and I installed the Gallery2 plugin. Now all is well.

Next up: actually making some posts.

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WordPress update

Yep, I upgraded WordPress this evening. Then I found that the Gallery2 plugin needed to be updated to match. Then I found that the Gallery2 plugin that is needed by the new WordPress requires an upgrade to Gallery2.

Then I found that the upgrade to Gallery2 won’t work on my webserver. Something to do with a disallowed PHP function.

I have emailed the hosting provider. Let’s hope he can get this working. I want my pictures back.

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Irony

I’m refurbishing the swamp cooler on the roof, and since summer (I actually typed “simmer” at first!) is beginning here in southern New Mexico, of course we’re getting quite chilly in the house.

Yes, chilly. Cold, even.

See, in order to protect us from the possible searing heat of noon, we are leaving the windows open at night to let the house cool off, and then closing the windows early in the morning to keep the cool air inside. Then, of course, the day turns out to be fabulously beautiful, with a light breeze and temperatures in the low 80′s. Another day in paradise – outside the house, anyway.

Inside we’re wearing sweaters and putting extra blankets on the bed.

But I got the cooler finished today, and so we can finally enjoy some warmth in the house.

Yup. Uh-huh. Ironic. Shore is.

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Land of Enchantment

I was puttering in the kitchen when I saw something anomalous through the windows into the back yard.  Something in the air.

When I turned my attention to it, there was a cloud of feathers and a pigeon a few feet from the ground, the pigeon struggling to stay aloft and heading for our oleander bushes.  While I tried to make sense of this, there came another explosion of feathers and suddenly there was a strange wicked-looking bird standing in the yard, its (I’ll say “his”) wings half-opened toward the pigeon, like a vampire spreading his cloak to envelop his victim.  It was the same color as the pigeon, and only slightly bigger, mostly because of his big wings.

He must have stooped once and struck the pigeon, then flown up and stooped again within a second or two.

The pigeon made it beneath the oleanders and froze.  The raptor saw me (and Anna, who had come up beside me at my urging) and likewise froze.  Not wanting to get into a ground war, with possible enemies at his back, he flew up into a neighbor’s tree with an overview of the oleander and awaited the departure of the watchers and the reappearance of his prey.

When I checked in on them later the raptor was gone and the pigeon was still frozen beneath the hedge.

Later yet, the pigeon was gone too.

Not that you could tell.  The yard is always filled with the creatures, who seem to be too stupid to fear anything.  They walk right in front of our cat Pumpkin, who is occasionally moved to chase after them even though she’s old and fat and much smarter than the birds.  Certainly something occasionally kills one in our back yard and leaves a corpse, or just a pile of feathers.  I had always thought it was our younger and more dangerous cat Pike, but perhaps it was Death from Above instead.

Pumpkin had been outside during the attack.  She came back inside right away, somewhat agitated.  I could see her thinking, “Holy shit!  A killer bird!  I’m never going out there again!”

Last summer I was visited in the garage by a hummingbird, who came to see if there was any nectar in the dangling red plastic release handle for the garage door opener.  I whipped around from the workbench when I heard what sounded like the world’s largest beetle, and came face to face with him for an eyeblink for me, and perhaps fifty wingbeats for him.  No food here!  No time to waste!  Must keep myself aloft! and he was gone, zooming out into the sunshine.

When we first moved here, I would lie in bed in the morning and listen to the birds.  So many, and all so strange.  Wild screeches, soft hoots, and the first four notes of Cat Stevens’ “Tuesday’s Dead”.  They look different, too.  I’ve been calling them “pigeons”, but really I’ve never seen them before.  They look like doves with curved beaks and tails like Japanese fans.  There are blackbirds that move like bluejays, with long tails held up like a rowboat paddle before it pulls into the water.  I saw an owl once, regarding me solemly under a blazing sun.
A lot of people think New Mexico is an impoverished desert.  Some of these people live here.  But if you open your eyes and ears, you soon discover that this is a magical place.

How else can you explain the occasional choruses of frogs that drift through the windows as we’re snuggling in to sleep?

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Resume online

I was applying for scholarships at NMSU and realized that I should probably have my resume up on gdunge.com for interested parties to read.

Check it out under the About tab.

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